Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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