The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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