he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I lost the right to judge tonight
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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