no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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