i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i dont even know how to be here
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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