So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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