i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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