very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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