I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
