Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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