my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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