Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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