he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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