I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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