My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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