just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
True strength comes from lack of pants
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