You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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