So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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