is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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