I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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