can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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