Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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I need you to use more vowels.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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