I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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