Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
