needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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