Moan for me like Helen Keller
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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