Christians are straight up FREAKS
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Randomize