are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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