in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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