I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize