I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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