i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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