okay pat passed out under dana's car
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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