Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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