My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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