I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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