I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just want nice things and good sex
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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