Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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