he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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