I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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