I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.