i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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