Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Drake has all the answers
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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