My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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