I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
