I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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