Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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