her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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