if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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