So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Boobs speak an international language.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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