Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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