I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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