i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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