You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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