People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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